Everyone has that one spring break story that tops all the others, but a group of frat bros from Texas might have a story that even tops those.
According to WOAI, five Houston-area college students are suspected of breaking into Sea World to take pictures with the animals as well as into a warehouse to raid the park’s supply of Dippin’ Dots.
The group scattered after being approached by police at around 2 am inside Sea World San Antonio, leading to the arrest of one individual who promptly told police everything (likely the gullible, unathletic pledge who didn’t know what he was getting himself into).
You can criticize them for being irresponsible and endangering themselves and the animals, but aside from the part where the police showed up and everyone had to avoid impaling themselves on a fence to get away, this sounds like a pretty good time to me.
You know it’s a successful night when it involves selfies with a killer whale and cup after cup of the Ice Cream Of The Future.
The only thing they should have done differently was bring a can of spray paint so they could have played the “animal activist” card after getting caught. It would have been the perfect plan.
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