Monday, December 16, 2013

Apple maps


I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. 

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. 

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. 

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. 

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. 

Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check? 

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. 

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? 

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